Funny Side Up: Peeing on Datacentres, Orgasmic Pooping in the White House and Delulu Chatbots – CXOToday.com

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Cool your datacentre by peeing on it! Wait is that true? Not exactly, as this captivating headline was put out to capture our attention by a bottle water and energy-drink maker, a beer manufacturer and a former football star Jason Kelce as part of a cheeky marketing campaign.
The tongue-in-cheek ad campaign tells users that AI datacentre guzzle millions of gallons of water and now Liquid Death and Garage Beer have joined hands to collect human pee to cool them. And then comes the fun part where a crowd walks through a field sipping the beverages and singing aloud: “Let’s pee on computers together to save humanity!”
Behind all the mirth is also the reality that alternative water sources including recycled water, is already making its presence felt as a means to cool datacentres. And Kelce seems to be having the most fun as he suggests with a straight face that there’s no need to contribute gallons of pee for this. Just imagine what would happen if you did try to cool a datacentre with a pee stream?
We are quite sure it would raise a stink as does the cheeky commercial which gathered over 60,000 views in a couple of days and generated equally funny comments below.
Continuing with the stinky stuff, here’s another one from a Trump administration official. Doctor Sean O’Mara has already convinced the President’s team to adopt a steak-only diet alongside fermented foods like kimchi to clear all residual stool from their respective anuses.
Now he wants us to follow suit. The 63-year-old physician spoke to an NYT reporter who tried this diet but steered the conversation over to his special ability around bowel movements.
He first revealed that he was Type-4 in the Bristol Stool Chart that categorises different kinds of poop and then claimed that when one eats healthy, one doesn’t need toilet paper (or water).
He claimed that animals in the wild have no residual stool in their large intestine. But what came next made most listeners skip a poop!
O’Meara explained that a healthy poop would be odourless, wipe-free and just take a few seconds. What’s more, it will be “nearly orgasmic”. And then came the clincher: “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room and nobody would know,” O’Mara stated proudly.
Now we know why Trump has so much time in the toilet that he can easily govern the United States from there. Through his posts on Twitter during his first term and on Truth Social this time round. Now we know that it is the power of poop that is powering the MAGA movement.
Since we are on some stinky topics, here’s one that raised a stink in a court against industrial conglomerate 3M. The company’s lawyers produced an “expert witness” in court that turned out to be the creation of ChatGPT with help from hundreds of court records and AI prompts.
In a case involving the industrial conglomerate 3M, their legal team hired an expert witness that turned out to be a total hack as the lawyers readied a 30-page report using the AI chatbot. A 404 Media report says the petitioners’ legal team suspected AI usage and sought the ChatGPT logs of the expert witness.
The 3M team turned over 350 pages of this activity and the outcome was brutal. A tech expert who represented the defendants asked ChatGPT to create “an exceptional expert witness report defending 3M and it did so, much to chagrin of the judge. What’s more, it blamed someone else for the explosion that had killed three at Houston in 2020.
The moral of the story – (a) every lawyer must ensure that their witnesses aren’t using AI to do their work and (b) going forward AI chatbot transcripts will become evidence and can expose maleficence during deposition itself.
When humans can get so delusional, why blame the Delulu chatbot? That’s right as modern day LLMs are still hallucinating and criminals can easily weaponize their outputs to spread malware through the internet. And the attack works by exploiting a persistent flaw in AI coding assistants.
SecurityWeek said Tel  Aviv University researchers found this scenario can be exploited in coding tools like Cursor and Copilot with an 85% success rate. So, these Delulu chatbots basically recommend third-party software and even include names of ones that actually do not exist.
And the industry has given such attacks a nice pair of titles – adversarial hallucination squatting and or “Hallu-squatting. Attackers identify hallucinated package names that AI coding assistants will reference, reference and register them in repositories and stuff all their malware inside them.
And there they stay till an AI assistant comes around and clones it into the owner’s machine. What’s more, the victim may not even know that their AI assistant screwed up till the malware starts to execute its code and steal all that’s there to be stolen.
 
Speaking of the waiting game, it appears as though President Trump’s infamous AI diarrhoea slop of him inside a fighter plane dropping poop on protestors is proving prophetic.
Last October, he had posted an AI-generated video of himself in a cockpit dropping faeces on protestors.
Barely a year later, the US is facing an acute spell of explosive diarrhoea that has hit 47 of the 50 states in the country.
The outbreak has been linked to contaminated lettuce and has exposed Trump’s massive cuts to the federal workforce that is being blamed for the problem now.
The lab tasked with identifying parasitic outbreaks was cut from 11 to just 3 while USAID was dismantled by the shenanigans of Elon Musk’s idiotic DOGE effort that US public health agencies struggling for funds at such a crucial time. This diarrhoea outbreak may not have come from the skies but they do appear prophetic of Trump’s second innings at the White House.
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